Alex Rodriguez is Sad

There is a fantastic article in this week’s The Onion about the New York Yankees’ third baseman Alex Rodriguez.

For those of you who may not be sports fans, ARod has been a subject of derisive boo’s and jeers from the Yankee fans for his poor fielding and long slumps at the plate. Oh, did I mention that he is the highest paid player in Major League Baseball at over $25 million per season?

To read the article in The Onion, click here